Today’s Totally Random Lines

 

They say he is already in the forest of Arden, and a many merry men with him; and there they live like the old Robin Hood of England: they say many young gentlemen flock to him every day, and fleet the time carelessly, as thy did in the golden world.

 

Charles

As You Like It        Act I, Scene i, Line 119

Who is Charles talking about? He’s talking about the old duke who has been banished by his younger brother, the new duke. Like many of Will’s plays, we have two parallel stories/relationships going on. The first is brothers Olando and Oliver who open this scene in disagreement, and the second is these two dukes that Charles is talking about in Today’s Lines.

I suppose there are a few things we could take note of in Charles’s lines, the forest of Arden or perhaps the reference to Robin Hood, but I’m going to key in on his last line about the men who flock to the duke. Apparently they like to 

fleet the time carelessly, as thy did in the golden world.

First of all, fleet? Well, fleet is a common noun and/or adjective, but you don’t see it used much as a verb these days. MW Online has three meanings of the verb fleet: to fade away, vanish, or flow (that last one is labeled as archaic); to fly swiftly (like fleeting across the sky – that one is not so uncommon); or to drift (that one is considered obsolete). And my Shakespeare online glossary tells me that fleet here means to idle away or while away. That last one seems to be most like the MW Online first one.

And what about the golden world? I guess you can imagine that to be whatever you want it to, but any way you look at it, it seems good since we’re calling it golden.

I think I’ll leave you with that thought about whiling away the time (in a good sense, of course):

Fleeting the time carelessly, as they did in the golden world.

For me, it brings to mind the Scarecrow, whiling away the hours, conferring with the flowers...

 The Wizard Of Oz (1939) If I only had a Brain

 

 

Mojo really enjoyed watching the Scarecrow’s song.

 

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And so do I. -Victorious Prince of York,

Before I see thee seated in that throne

Which now the house of Lancaster usurps,

I vow by heaven these eyes shall never close.

 

Earl of Warwick

King Henry the Sixth Part III    Act I, Scene i, Line 21

 

And so do I what, Warwick? I’ll tell you what. Warwick hopes, as Richard does, to shake King Henry’s head. I’m pretty sure that both Richard and Warwick mean that they are hoping to shake Henry’s head, unattached to Henry’s body. Well, that doesn’t sound particularly good for Henry, does it? No, it does not.

Just a second, Mr. Blagys. I'm looking at the text here. Is it possible you’re jumping to conclusions? Perhaps Mr. Warwick and Mr. Richard just want to tousle King Henry’s hair. You know – like you do to me. I don’t think it’s fair just to assume they want to cut off his head. Can’t we give them the benefit of the doubt?

 

Mojo, did you read the lines preceding Today’s Line? Here, take a look.

 

Marquess of Montague

[showing his bloody sword to the Duke of York]

And, brother, here’s the Earl of Wiltshire’s blood,

Whom I encounter’d as the battles join’d.

Richard

Speak thou for me, and tell them what I did.

               [throwing down the Duke of Somerset’s head]

 

He's throwing down Somerset's head, Mojo; the detached head. Still think he wants to tousle King Henry’s hair?

Um, never mind.

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Why, boy, how is it?

 

Shepherd

The Winter’s Tale              Act III,  Scene iii, Line 88

Today’s speaker is a shepherd who’s just found a baby that’s been abandoned on the seashore by Antigonus. There’s a ton going on in this fairly brief scene, including the uber-famous stage direction Exit, pursued by a bear. Let’s take a look.

Antigonus has been charged by Leontes to take the baby and

                                      …bear it

To some remote and desert place, quite out

Of our dominions; and that there thou leave it,

Without mercy, to its own protection

And favour of the climate.

In other words, abandon the baby somewhere. Leontes is convinced that the child is not his and that his wife cheated on him (wrong, and wrong). So Antigonus has one of Leontes’s ships bring him to the shores of Bohemia where he abandons the baby on the beach (with a bag of gold, of course). Just as he does so, a bear appears and chases him off (hence the stage direction). 

Now, an old shepherd appears and finds the babe. Then, in the middle of his amazement the old shepherd’s son shows up quite excited, having, 

…seen two such sights, by sea and by land!

Hence the Shepherd’s line above,

Why, boy, how is it?

In other words, what did you see?

So, what did he see? First, he saw the ship that Antigonus came in sink offshore in the storm that suddenly rose up. Secondly, he saw Antigonus get chased and then eaten by the bear. Wow, no wonder the kid is all wound up.

So there’s a lot going on here around this simple, Totally Random Line. A lot. It just goes to show you that sometimes there’s a lot more going on than meets the eye. Or the ear.

That wasn't another crack about my ears, was it? 

 

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So I do, madonna; but to read his right wits is to read thus: therefore perpend, my princess, and give ear.

 

Clown

Twelfth Night              Act V,  Scene i, Line 297

Clown is reading a note from Malvolio to Olivia. Both Clown and Malvolio are in the employ of Olivia. Notice that in Today’s Line the clown addresses her as madonna and princess. In his previous line he says your ladyship, but in almost every other spot in this scene he simply calls her madam. I’m not sure why he's deviating from madam here, but you can bet there’s something behind that. 

Perpend, by the way, means reflect on carefully; ponder. MW online notes that it’s a word not often used, but it is not considered archaic. I guess that means that it’s a word you can use if you want. Therefore, perpend on the word perpend.

It can be pretty tough to try to figure out what this guy is perpending on.

 

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With the help of a surgeon he might yet recover; and prove an ass.

 

Theseus

A Midsummer Night’s Dream     Act V, Scene i, Line 299

I no longer hate this play, and I think that is mostly because of the townsmen who perform the play within the play. Today’s Line is from the last scene of the play, and it is in this scene that the play within the play is being performed. The audience of this play within the play spends a lot of time commenting on the play within the play as it is being performed, and that’s what Today’s Line is. Lysander has just remarked that Pyramus is now dead, after the latter stabbed himself on stage and then spent several minutes dying. Thesus appears to be employing sarcasm when he says that Pyramus might yet recover, after the actor spent so much time dying, and repeating over and over again die, die, die. I guess Thesus’s comment that Pyramus might also prove an ass is his way of commenting on the overacting that took place in the act of dying.

Remember, it’s a comedy!

He says it's a comedy, Mrs. Blagys, but I don't get it.

Neither do I, Mojo. Just humor him; that's what I do. 

 

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Yes, by Saint Patrick, there is, Horatio,

And much offence too.

 

Hamlet

Hamlet                 Act I  Scene v, Line 135

Yes, it’s Hamlet, and therefore we musts have something to say. And we do, but first, a bit of context.

We’re still in scene one of the play, albeit at the end of it. Hamlet, Horatio, and Marcellus are on the parapets of the castle at night. Hamlet, separate from the other two, has just met with the Ghost of his father who has told Hamlet that Claudius, the Ghost’s brother, murdered him. Now Marcellus and Horatio have rejoined Hamlet and are asking him what the Ghost said. Hamlet tells them that he’s not going to tell them what the Ghost said, and apologizes for offending his friends. Horatio say’s, okay, no offence taken, and that’s what Hamlet is responding to in Today’s Line. Here’s Hamlet’s full response, as I’m sure you’ve been chomping at the bit to read.

Yes, by Saint Patrick, but there is, Horatio,
And much offence too. Touching this vision here,-
It is an honest ghost, that let me tell you:
For your desire to know what is between us,
O’ermaster’t as you may. And now, good friends,
As you are friends, scholars, and soldiers,
Give me one poor request.

And what is that?

Never make known what you have seen to-night.

Horatio and Marcellus don’t know what the Ghost said, but they did see it from a distance, and Hamlet wants them to keep that a secret. So Hamlet makes them swear to that whilst the Ghost is yelling Swear! from beneath the stage. When Horatio remarks how wondrously strange this all is, Hamlet gives us one of his famous lines.

And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Then are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Think about what Hamlet says there: philosophy covers a lot of ground, and yet, there is so much more.

There you go; that’s your thought for the day.

This one's for you, Andy. More than is dreamt of in your philosophy; Hegel and all! 

Imagine that! 

 

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Then let them anatomize (dissect, reveal, lay open) Regan; see what breeds about her heart.

 

Lear

King Lear                    Act III Scene vi, Line 75

This is the scene in the farmhouse where Lear is putting his two daughters, Goneril and Regan, on trial. He’s quite mad (crazy, not angry; though he’s fairly angry too) at this point, and neither of his daughters are actually there. Nonetheless he seems to be addressing them, and the Fool and Edgar (who is pretending to be mad, but clearly is not) are present and going along with the whole thing. Kent and Gloster come in and out of the scene as they do their best to protect the king.

The scene ends with Kent, Gloster and the Fool bearing the king off as they head for Dover and safety from the daughters, whilst Edgar is left alone to soliloquize. Here’s his scene-ending summation of the situation, spoken from a very sane perspective.

 

When we our betters see bearing our woes,

We scarcely think our miseries our foes.

Who alone suffers suffers most i’the mind,

Leaving free things and happy shows behind:

But then the mind much sufferance doth o’erskip,

When grief hath mates, and bearing fellowship.

How light and portable my pain seems now,

When that which makes me bend makes the king bow,

He childed as I father’d!- Tom, away!

Mark the high noises; and thy self bewray (betray) ,

When false opinion, whose wrong thoughts defile thee,

In thy just proof, repeals and reconciles thee.

What will hap more to-night, safe scape the king!

Lurk, lurk.                                                 [Exit]

 

There now; what do you think of that? That's some high quality stuff there, and I do believe there’s a little (maybe a lot) of Buddha-like thought present in Edgar's words. Take another look if you don't believe me.

Leave it to Will to be expressing the wisdom of Buddha in sixteenth century England. I told you he was a genius. The guy was probably into meditation and nonduality as well!

Speaking of that, I've promised the little guy I wouldn't interrupt him when he's meditating; so I guess we won't be getting his input today.  

Namaste!