Tuesday, February 3, 2026

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines

 

-say that she were gone,

Given to the fire, a moiety of my rest

Might come to me again.


Leontes

The Winter’s Tale      Act II, Scene iii, Line 9

 

Leontes is wondering aloud if his sleeplessness might be cured by burning his wife at the stake. He is convinced (wrongly) that she has been unfaithful to him, and that is weighing heavily on his mind; that and the fact that his son has been very ill.

This is a pretty weird play. It’s not a tragedy, even though a few people do end up dying. It’s not got much, if any, funny stuff in it, so it’s not a comedy. It’s certainly not a history play. Maybe you could call it a romance, but that would be a stretch. So, what is it? I think we have to call it a problem play.

 

 


 Oh, it’s a problem alright.

Monday, February 2, 2026

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines

 

And that shall be the day, whene’er it lights,

That this same child of honour and renown,

This gallant Hotspur, this all-praised knight,

And your unthought-of Harry, chance to meet.

 

Prince Henry     

King Henry the Fourth Part I  Act III, Scene ii, Line 140


This whole scene is a father-son talk between King Henry the Fourth and Prince Henry (who will eventually become King Henry the Fifth). King Henry spends the first hundred or so lines telling his son what a disappointment the lad is and how he wished that Hotspur were his son instead of Henry. Hotspur is a rebel, but also a great warrior and he’s the same age as the prince. The prince tells his dad not to worry, and that he will redeem himself by taking down the rebel Hotspur. Prince Henry starts his retort saying that the king will be proud of his son when he sees him in battle. And that shall be the day, per Today’s Lines, that he meets up with Hotspur. The prince goes on to say that he’ll beat Hotspur and take on the latter’s honours. Well, that’s all the king needs to hear, and he declares,

A hundred thousand rebels die in this:-

Thou shalt have charge and sovereign trust herein.

And now everybody’s happy and ready to march off to war. Isn't life great. 

 


I catch the sarcasm Mr. Blagys, or as you like to call it - cyniscasm, but really, that’s all it takes? The kid's been hanging out with his buddies in bars for the first two acts, and now he tells Pops that he’s gonna kick Hotspur’s butt, and so the old man is all happy? I dunno; sounds a little hokie to me.

 

Hokie? Now it’s you who’s second-guessing the Bard, eh Mr. Sunbeam?

Sunday, February 1, 2026

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines

 

No, precious creature;

I had rather crack my sinews, break my back,

Than you should such dishonor undergo,

While I sit lazy by.

 

Ferdinand

The Tempest                 Act III, Scene i, Line 26

 

This is Ferdinand’s reply to Miranda when the latter offers to do some of Ferdinand’s work. The young man is stacking piles of wood per Prospero’s orders, and Miranda thinks he’s working too hard.

So, it’s a pretty nice reply, isn’t it? If my wife offered to help me with some physical labor that I was doing, and I replied No, precious creature; I had rather crack my sinews, break my back, than you should such dishonor undergo, while I sit lazy by, I think she’d be pretty happy with that reply. Of course, I’ll never remember this; it’s way too long.

Anyway, it’s still a nice to have an easy and pleasant line to work with. And by the way, speaking of cracking sinews, have I shown you the bruise I've got from falling out of the hot tub?

 

Oh jeez; here we go!

Saturday, January 31, 2026

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines

  

I thank you. Let’s withdraw;

And meet the rise as it seeks us. We fear not

What can from Italy annoy us; but

We grieve at chances here. – Away!


Cymbeline

Cymbeline           Act IV, Scene iii, Line 34


Let’s see: Cymbeline is the play about the people around an ancient king of Britain named Cymbeline. It’s scene four here, so we’re obviously well into the play. Without getting into too much context, at this point in the play Cymbeline is in a bit of a tizzy. His daughter is missing (she’ll be back), his stepson is missing (dead, he won’t be back), and his wife is sick with a fever (I’m not sure what happens with her). To complicate matters, an invading Roman force has just landed. All in all, Cymbeline’s not having a good day. 

One of his lords has just told Cymbeline to buck up and put his troops in motion against the Romans. The king is responding to the lord with Today’s Lines. By the sound of Cymbeline's reply, it does look like he's going to buck up. 

And that’s about it. I’m afraid I don’t have any commentary on Today’s Lines, political or otherwise. If you find that disappointing, I've put a link below to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's Substack post of the day. It's about rising to the occasion, sort of like Cymbeline in Today's Line. Kareem has a pretty good blog, but you have to pay for it unless, like me, you're content to just get the preview. So here you go.

Tucker Who?, History Has No Delete Button, & Show Me the Money

  


 Apparently, this guy doesn’t have much to add either. Nor does he seem interested in Kareem's post. To each, his own. 

Friday, January 30, 2026

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines

 

Rivers and Dorset, you were standers by,-

And so wast thou, Lord Hastings,- when my son

Was stabb’d with bloody daggers: God, I pray Him,

That none of you may live his natural age,

But by some unlookt accident cut off!

 

Margaret

Richard the Third       Act I, Scene iii, Line 215

 

So, yesterday we had Henry VI receiving his new bride, Margaret. Today we have moved on several years and we have that very same Margaret giving us Today’s Line. In the ensuing years Margaret’s husband and son have both been killed by the Yorks who have taken over Henry's throne. Now Margaret is just a former queen and, in fact has been banished.

Apparently she hasn’t left for her banishment yet, because she is here in this scene cursing all the Yorks and York followers for their part in deposing her husband. She saves her best curses for Richard, who is brother to the current York king, Edward IV. It comes after Today's Lines. I won’t give you that whole tirade, but here’s the end of her curses for Richard.

Thou elvish-markt, abortive, rooting hog!

Thou that wast seal’d in thy nativity

Thou slave of nature and the son of hell!

Thou slander of thy mother’s heavy womb!

Thou loathed issue of thy father’s loins!

Thou rag of honor! Thou detested-

And then Richard cuts her off before she can finish. Do you get feeling that she doesn’t like Richard very much? I do.

Shakespeare really paints Richard as the creepy villain, worthy of Margaret’s curses, but Richard was certainly not alone fighting to have the Yorks take power away from the Lancasters and Margaret’s husband.

Anyway, I’ve got a few comments about this.

First, take a look at the first line of Margaret’s curse:

Thou elvish-markt. I’m not sure if she’s calling Richard elvish-markt because he looks like an elf - smallish and somewhat ill formed -, or if it’s because he’s been marked by the elves – meaning that the elves marked him as evil. Either way, my concern is with the word elvish. It’s common knowledge that Will coined many terms and phrases and literally created many words, but did you know that there was a twentieth century writer who took this word, elvish, and changed it, in all of his works, to the now accepted elfin. Yes, JRR Tolkien took elfin, which was considered irregular and substandard, and made it the standard in his works when speaking about anything that applied to the Middle Earth’s elves. Interesting, eh?

The second thing I wanted to mention about Margaret’s rant is how eerily familiar her feelings are to my own feelings (and, to be sure, many people’s feelings) about the current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I bring this up because I was, coincidentally, journaling this morning about the fact that today’s upsetting political climate is due not to policies, as it might have been in the past, but rather to the existence of one person whose very nature is, to say the very least, questionable, and to say the most, reprehensible. It/he is very different from Shakespeare’s Richard, but similarly reprehensible, nonetheless. In the past, politics would bother me in the sense of what actions, or laws, or tax legislation was happening and how they would affect me, but today, now, I worry about everything because of what government in the USA has become, or perhaps what it isn’t anymore. It has become an entity wholly subservient to the whims of a six-year-old: a very precocious, and very dangerous six-year-old. And it’s very troublesome that this six-year-old has the moral compass, or lack thereof, of Shakespeare’s Richard. One can only wonder where and when today’s Richard will find his Bosworth Field; and, most worryingly, how much damage he will do before he finds it. 

I do my best to keep these comments out of my posts, and I meditate to try to keep these thoughts from killing me. There are times, though, that I just can’t be silent about this.

Sorry.  




No need to apologize, Mr. Blagys. I feel your pain. So many of us do. 

Thursday, January 29, 2026

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines

  

And was his highness in his infancy

Crowned in Paris in despite of foes?

 

Duke of Gloster

King Henry the Sixth Part II  Act I, Scene i, Line 93

  

Context! Context!

Okay, here you go: the young King Henry sent Suffolk to France to bring home a bride for the king. In doing so Suffolk has agreed to give back to France the duchy of Anjou and the County of Maine (two big chunks of France that King Henry’s father, Henry the Fifth, won in the wars with France). Now Suffolk is presenting the bride to King Henry with the news of this deal with the French. Young King Henry is happy with his bride and the deal, and he leaves the scene with his bride and Suffolk. Once he’s gone, everyone else is ranting about what a rotten deal this is to have given land back to the French. The Duke of Gloster (father to Richard III and uncle to King Henry) is the first to rant, and Today’s Lines are in the middle of that rant.

What’s that? You want the whole rant? Well, it’s quite long…

 


I’d bail right now, if I were you. I'm stuck here, but you're not. There’s no telling if he’s going to follow through with that threat, but I can tell you that it’s a long rant, about thirty lines long.

Go ahead, skedaddle.  

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines

 

Navarre had notice of your fair approach;

And he and his competitors in oath

Were all addrest to meet you, gentle lady,

Before I came. Marry thus much I have learnt,-

He rather means to lodge you in the field,

Like one that comes here to besiege his court,

Than seek a dispensation for his oath,

To let you enter his unpeopled house.

Here comes Navarre.

 

Boyet

Love’s Labour’s Lost   Act II, Scene i, Line 88

 

Long story short: Boyet is the attendant of the princess, and she has come to visit Navarre (Navarre is the name of the person and the place: his name is Ferdinand, the king of Navarre, but he's referred to simply as Navarre). Anyway, Navarre has made an oath to spend the next three years studying with his buddies and eschewing all female company. The princess knows this but has nonetheless sent Boyet to ask Navarre to receive her. Today’s Lines are what Boyet is now reporting to the princess.

So, if you read Today's Lines you will see that, based on what Boyet has to say above, Navarre was aware that the princess was coming and is willing to receive her, but he’s not going to let the princess into his castle. She and her ladies will have to stay in tents in the fields outside it.

And that’s the long story short. 

So, what did we get out of that? Anything? Where’s the genius of Shakespeare this morning? Anyone?


Honestly, Mr. Blagys, I think you might have your expectations a little high. Just like the princess who was expecting to be welcomed into the castle. You should be more like me. Lookee here: I was expecting nothing and then I got this treat from Mrs. B. Now I'm just as happy as can be. It's all about expectations, Mr. B. You should know that. 

Isn't that the same treat you had yesterday, Mojo?

No, and that's the thing! I wasn't expecting another one today, and yet...

See, expectations! It's all about expectations. And there, sir, is the genius of Shakespeare.   You're welcome, Mr. B.

  Today’s Totally Random Lines   -say that she were gone, Given to the fire, a moiety of my rest Might come to me again. Leontes...