Wednesday, September 29, 2021

 

O, what, am I

A mother to the birth of three? N’er mother

Rejoiced deliverance more.- Blest pray you be,

That, after this strange starting from your orbs,

You may reign in them now!- O Imogen,

Thou has lost by this a kingdom.

 

-Cymbeline

 Cymbeline                       Act V, Scene v, Line 372

 We are near the very end of the play Cymbeline. Just previously in the scene Cymbeline has found out that his long lost daughter, Imogen, is alive. Now, in today’s Totally Random lines he is finding out that he has two sons that he thought were lost as infants. So that’s the three that he’s referencing. It’s a pretty happy ending. I really don’t quite understand why this play is categorized as a tragedy. I'm also not one hundred percent clear why he's referring to himself as the mother to the birth of three. Father maybe, but mother?

I just so happen to have a pic of the three that I am father to. No, not mother. Father.





Tuesday, September 28, 2021

 

We thank you both: yet one but flatters us,

As well appeareth by the cause you come;

Namely, to appeal each other of high treason.

 

-Richard

 King Richard the Second        Act I, Scene i, Line 25

 

There’s not really much of a sincere thank you going on here. I really dislike getting a thank you where there's really no thanks involved.  

I ordered a dozen Tennessee Rounds from Musgrave Pencil Company. When I received the package it contained a few extra samples (one pictured above) and a hand written thank you note. Now, I guess you could say they're just looking for more business, but how often do you order something and get a hand written thank you note and an extra item that says Thanks? Me? Not too often.


Monday, September 27, 2021

 

Say there be;

Yet nature is made better by no mean

But nature makes that mean: so, over that art,

Which you say adds to nature, is an art

That nature makes. You see, sweet maid, we marry

A gentler scion to the wildest stock,

And make conceive a bark of baser kind

By bud of nobler race: this is an art

Which does mend nature, change it rather, but

The art itself is nature.

 

-Polixenes

 

The Winter’s Tale           Act IV, Scene iii, Line 93

 

Whilst it may sound a little bit like doubletalk (and perhaps be a little hard to understand), Polixenes is talking about plants and about grafting to crossbreed plants. But of course, the reference goes beyond the plants and has relevance to the fact that the sweet maid being spoken to by Polixenes appears to be a shepherd’s daughter when in fact she is a King’s daughter. No crossbreeding needed there.


This is actually last year's crop. I couldn't find any good pictures of this year's. Now I'm guessing there's a bit of crossbreeding involved in these tomatoes. To be sure, we didn't do the crossbreeding; we just buy the starter plants. But I'm pretty sure there was crossbreeding done somewhere along the line.  



Sunday, September 26, 2021

 

You have among you many a purchased slave,

Which, like your asses and your dogs and mules,

You use in abject and in slavish parts,

Because you bought them:

 -Shylock

 The Merchant of  Venice                Act IV, Scene i, Line 90

 

Ahhh, The Merchant of Venice. It’s a very complicated play. Or perhaps it’s extremely simple. That’s the thing; it’s really hard to figure out.

In any event, this is the courtroom scene. We’re just getting started and the Duke (essentially the Judge) is trying to talk Shylock out of going through with the pound of flesh thing. He’s asked him to show a little mercy and then says How shalt thou hope for mercy, rendering none? To which Shylock replies

 

        What judgement shall I dread, doing no wrong?

You have among you many a purchased slave,

Which, like your asses and your dogs and mules,

You use in abject and in slavish parts,

Because you bought them: shall I say to you,

Let them be free, marry them to your heirs?

Why sweat they under burdens? Let their beds

Be made as soft as yours, and let their palates

Be season’d with such viands? You will answer:

‘The slaves are ours:’ so do I answer you:

The pound of flesh which I demand of him,

Is dearly bought; ‘tis mine and I will have it.

If you deny me, fie upon your law!

There is no force in the decrees of Venice.

I stand for judgement: answer; shall I have it?

 

So, bottom line, Shylock wants his pound of flesh. Period. End of story. It’s an interesting little speech, and this scene will go on. And we could spend the rest of the day and more discussing this scene, and this play. But not today. 

Now I would say that this is one of the most famous court room scenes in the history of drama. Off the top of my head two other real good ones that come to my mind are Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch in To Kill A Mockingbird, and Jack Nicholson as Colonel Jessup in A Few Good Men. How about you? Can you think of a really good courtroom scene?

 

I’ve had two real-life court experiences (that I can think of), neither of them particularly dramatic. One of them had to do with this house. It was a two-family that I owned and the tenants on the first floor screwed me out of a bunch of rent. I took them to small claims court and won the judgement, but the court didn’t do anything to help me collect the back rent. I’m not sure what, if any, relevance that has. On the other hand, do my pictures ever have much relevance?

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

 

Should I do so, I should belie my thoughts:

Comfort’s in heaven; and we are on earth,

Where nothing lives but crosses, cares, and grief.

 

-Duke of York

 King Richard the Second        Act II, Scene ii, Line 79

 

This is the old Duke’s response when he shows up and the Queen asks him to speak comfortable words. The first part of this scene is the Queen moaning about how heavy sad she is. Then the Duke shows up and just adds to that. Of course, in this case they (as well as the King’s cronies, Bushy, Green, and Bagot who end the scene with a woeful adieu) are rightfully down in the dumps. Why? Because Bolingbroke has shown back up in England, and half the kingdom has gone over to his side. King Richard’s days are numbered.

In any case, that’s a pretty good, albeit a bit on the downer side, three lines, ending with …and we are on earth, where nothing lives but crosses, cares, and grief. Okay, perhaps more than a bit on the downer side.

Here are my two associates standing in front of a bunch of crosses. The bodies lying beneath these crosses are certainly feeling no cares or griefs. 


Thursday, September 16, 2021

 

My name is Harry Percy.

 -Hotspur

 King Henry the Fourth Part I         Act V, Scene iv, Line 61

 

Nice simple, short line today. My name is Harry Percy. He’s known throughout this play by his nickname Hotspur. But his name is indeed Harry Percy.

He’s introducing himself to Prince Harry, and they’re going to fight. Only one will walk away alive. Can you guess which one it is?

Her name is Chestnuts Roasting By An Open Fire. She's known throughout the house by her nickname Nutsy. But her name is indeed Chestnuts Roasting By An Open Fire.


Wednesday, September 15, 2021

 

Each man to his stool, with that  spur as he would to the lip of his mistress: your diet shall be in all places alike. Make not a city feast of it, to let the meat cool ere we can agree upon the first place: sit, sit. The gods require our thanks.

 

-Timon

 Timon of Athens              Act III, Scene vi, Line 62

 

I didn’t want to scare you off with something too long, but there’s two paragraphs to Timon’s welcoming speech to his guests. Here’s the second one, which starts off as a meal blessing, before taking a bit of a turn. 

                        You great benefactors, sprinkle our society with thankfulness. For your own gifts, make yourselves praised: but reserve still to give, lest your deities be despised. Lend to each man enough, that one need not lend to another; for, were your godheads to borrow of men, men would forsake the gods. Make the meat be beloved more than the man that gives it. Let no assembly of twenty be without a score of villains: if there sit twelve women at the table, let a dozen of them be—as they are. The rest of your foes, O gods, --the senators of Athens, together with the common tag of people, --what is amiss in them, you gods, make suitable for destruction. For these my present friends—as they are to me nothing, so in nothing bless them, and to nothing are they welcome.—

Uncover, dogs, and lap.

                        [The dishes are uncovered, and seen to be full of warm water.]

Yah, a bit long, but worth the read. But then, what writing of Will’s isn’t?

This, if you haven’t figured it out, is the scene where Timon has figured out that all of his friends are nothing but posers. He’s invited them all for a feast and serves them dishes of warm water.

The first paragraph, today’s Totally Random line, is his welcome to his guests. At this point the guests still think they’re going to be well treated. The second paragraph, beginning with You great benefactors, begins well, but ends with Uncover, dogs, and lap, which is not quite so nice.

The scene goes on a little further and Timon devolves even further, ending with

Burn, house! Sink, Athens! Henceforth hated be

Of Timon man and all humanity!

And he exits.

So in one short scene is summarized Timon’s transformation from gracious host and lover of man, to bitter, bitter hater of mankind. And the rest of the play centers on this latter theme.


I’ve often replied to my kids jokingly when asked ‘what’s for dinner?’ with the answer, ‘Rocks and sticks’. That’s actually a little worse than Timon's bowl of warm water. And, no, none of the kids ever saw the humor in that answer. Go figure. 
Anyway, I managed to find a stick pencil in my assortment of pencils. So there you go. 




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