But Mistress Page would desire you to send her your little page, of all loves: her husband has a marvelous infection to the little page; and, truly, Master Page is an honest man.

 

-Mistress Quickly

The Merry Wives of Windsor         Act II, Scene ii, Line 114

 

I thought, when first reading this, that Mistress Quickly was talking about something that Falstaff wrote when she mentions the little page; but it becomes apparent that she’s talking about Falstaff’s little assistant/page named Robin. And of all loves is just a figure of speech meaning beyond everything else. It’s got nothing to do with actual, specific loves of anyone. The full passage certainly makes it sound like Mister Page has a thing for boys, but I don’t think that’s what the deal here is. I guess you’d have to see/read the whole play to find out. Anyway, I can’t very well tell you exactly what’s going on here as I’m not quite sure who’s doing what at this point in the play (I’ve never read or seen the whole thing). 

This play is a farce where everyone’s got their own agenda, and I’m not sure what Mistress Quickly’s is. Perhaps some day I’ll go beyond random lines and read or see the whole thing. I certainly hope to. It looks like it could be a pretty good tale if done well. So much to read and see; so little time (especially when you sleep ‘til ten on your day off!).

Here's a picture of me and my little page. Actually, this is an old pic, and that little page is quite a bit bigger than that now. And he probably doesn't consider himself my page either. But other than that...well, it's the best I could do for a pic today. I'll try to do better tomorrow, when I most certainly won't be sleeping in 'til ten. 

 

Care keeps his watch in every old man’s eye.

 

-Friar Laurence

 Romeo and Juliet            Act II, Scene ii, Line 35

 

Now that’s a really nice line. There’s some context to it that we could delve into, but I’m not going to. I’m just going to enjoy that nine word line, all by itself. I suggest that you do too.

Here's an old man's eye. Do you see care keeping watch in it?

 

Charges she moe than me?

 -Angelo

 Measure For Measure            Act V, Scene i, Line 198

Moe?

No, really, Moe?

I certainly have moe pencils than I could ever need. No, really I do.

 

The king is almost wounded to the death;

And, in the fortune of my lord your son,

Prince Harry slain outright; and both the Blunts

Kill’d by the hand of Douglas; young Prince John

And Westmoreland and Stafford fled the field;

And Harry Monmouth’s brawn, the hulk Sir John,

Is prisoner to your son:

 

-Lord Bardolph

King Henry the Fourth Part II        Act I, Scene i, Line 18

 

Okay, today we have the eighteenth line of the play…sort of. This play has a forty line Induction (prologue) given by Rumour. I should tell you that Rumour comes out in the Induction and tells the audience what he’s all about and that he’s going to play a part by having untrue reports being spread. And that’s exactly what we’re seeing in today’s Totally Random line.

Bardolph is reporting to Northumberland how the battle has gone. Northumberland, Hotspur’s father, is on the side of the rebellion against the king, so that all the news appears to be very good indeed…except it’s not. It’s not good, because it’s not true. It becomes apparent that Bardolph was not at the battle and is giving a second, or perhaps third or fourth, hand account. In other words, his account is based on rumour; false rumour. Very shortly Morton is going to show up. Morton was actually at the battle and informs Northumberland that his son, Hotspur, has fallen, and the battle was lost.

See, you can’t trust Rumour. He can be a real bugger at times.  

Now here is a perfect example of how a false rumour can get started. Jeff took this pic of Nina whilst they were in Amsterdam. He took it because from the back that guy standing next to Nina looks just like me. So they could've started the rumour that I went with them on the trip to Amsterdam, which of course I didn't. 

Rumour!

 

Has he disciplined Aufidius soundly?

 -Menenius

 Coriolanus                          Act II, Scene iv, Line 137

 

Okay, in this context Aufidius is a foe in battle. Knowing that, it is easy to construe that the intended meaning of the word disciplined in this sentence is beat or defeated. Not knowing that, and not having any sense of what’s going on, you might assume that Menenius is asking whether or not Coriolanus made Aufidius sit in the corner of the classroom with a dunce cap on. But if you were attending this play, and you’d paid attention up to this point in Act Two, you should certainly have a sense of what’s going on. If you don’t know what going on at this point, perhaps it’s you who should be sitting in the corner wearing the dunce cap. 

Talking about sitting in the corner of the class with a dunce cap made me think of this pencil, and I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because if the teacher handed you this pencil while you're sitting in the corner it would be funny in a very mean sort of way. Maybe it's because I know that most (all?) teachers nowadays would give you this pencil and NOT make you wear a dunce cap. Or maybe (this is the best maybe) I'm thinking of Coriolanus sending this pencil to Aufidius to let him know that he plans to 'school' him. Yeah, let's go with that last one.

 

O, what, am I

A mother to the birth of three? N’er mother

Rejoiced deliverance more.- Blest pray you be,

That, after this strange starting from your orbs,

You may reign in them now!- O Imogen,

Thou has lost by this a kingdom.

 

-Cymbeline

 Cymbeline                       Act V, Scene v, Line 372

 We are near the very end of the play Cymbeline. Just previously in the scene Cymbeline has found out that his long lost daughter, Imogen, is alive. Now, in today’s Totally Random lines he is finding out that he has two sons that he thought were lost as infants. So that’s the three that he’s referencing. It’s a pretty happy ending. I really don’t quite understand why this play is categorized as a tragedy. I'm also not one hundred percent clear why he's referring to himself as the mother to the birth of three. Father maybe, but mother?

I just so happen to have a pic of the three that I am father to. No, not mother. Father.

 

We thank you both: yet one but flatters us,

As well appeareth by the cause you come;

Namely, to appeal each other of high treason.

 

-Richard

 King Richard the Second        Act I, Scene i, Line 25

 

There’s not really much of a sincere thank you going on here. I really dislike getting a thank you where there's really no thanks involved.  

I ordered a dozen Tennessee Rounds from Musgrave Pencil Company. When I received the package it contained a few extra samples (one pictured above) and a hand written thank you note. Now, I guess you could say they're just looking for more business, but how often do you order something and get a hand written thank you note and an extra item that says Thanks? Me? Not too often.