Today’s Totally Random Line(s)

                 

Will you set your wit to a fool’s?

 

-Achilles

Troilus and Cressida                         Act II, Scene i, Line 88

Thersites is the lackey here, Ajax is the guy beating on Thersites, and Achilles is the person who has shown up and is trying to intervene. Achilles has asked Thersites what’s going on. The latter starts ranting about what a fool Ajax is, and the former calls for peace. At which point Thersites responds,

Thersites

I would have peace and quietness, but the fool will not: he there; that he; look you there.

Ajax

        O thou damn’d cur! I shall—

 Achilles (addressing Ajax)

        Will you set your wit to a fools? 

Thersites

        No, I warrant you; for a fools will shame it.

 

So, you tell me: who’s the fool, and who has any wits about him?

How about this guy? Has he got any wits about him? 

Doubtful.

 Today’s Totally Random Line(s)

                 

My heart’s deep languor and my soul’s sad tears.

 

-Titus

Titus Andronicus                     Act III, Scene i, Line 13

Well, you might have known that this was from Titus with a line like that. Let me give you the context. Titus has just watched his two sons get led by off to be executed for a crime they did not commit. He’s pleading with the judges and tribunes for his sons’ lives.

Be pitiful to my condemned sons,

Whose souls are not corrupted as ‘tis thought.

For two-and-twenty sons I never wept,

Because they died in honour’s lofty bed.

For these, these, tribunes, in the dust I write      

[Lieth down, and the Judges pass by him, and exeunt]

My heart’s deep languor and my soul’s sad tears:

Let my tears stanch the earth’s dry appetite;

My sons’ sweet blood will make it shame and blush.

This poor guy lost twenty-two of his sons in the wars. Twenty-two! But that was in honour’s lofty bed, so it was okay. Now he’s about to lose two more, and this time for no good reason (wait, am I saying that war is a good reason to lose sons? No, that’s not right). Oh, and did I mention that his daughter’s about to show up with her hands cut off and her tongue cut out by the guys who raped her? Sucks to be Titus.

Honour’s lofty bed. That’s an interesting image, isn’t it. I’m thinking that in reality, no parent would ever really consider that their son or daughter who was killed in a war died in honour’s lofty bed. It seems to me that they would just consider that they lost their child in some damned war; nothing lofty or honorable about it!

I just can’t imagine trying to put a pic to any of this, but I will leave you with this thought. I little earlier in the day I got an email from a group that was spawned by the Sandy Hook school massacre. I watched the video that was sent, and it was one of the brave mothers talking about the loss of her son. I cannot help but think that these words belong to her. 

        Let my tears stanch the earth's dry appetite; 

        My sons’ sweet blood will make it shame and blush.

 

Today’s Totally Random Line(s)

                 

There’s no more to be said, but he is banisht,

As enemy to the people and his country:

It shall be so.

-Sicinius Veletus

Coriolanus                         Act III, Scene iii, Line 118

It shall be so! didn’t I come across that line recently? I’ll have to take a look (Okay, I just looked it up: it was 12/20/22, and it was It shall be done. That’s close.). 

Well, they’ve cooked their own goose now; they’ve banisht the guy that they should’ve not banisht. Coriolanus gives a good speech in reply to them, ending with

                                        Despising,
For you, the city, thus I turn my back:
There is a world elsewhere.

There is a world elsewhere, and I don’t need you worms. That’s what Coriolanus is saying.

What a great play. I’d love to see this produced live somewhere. This is not one of Will’s early pieces where he was still honing his skills. Coriolanus was written at the height of his career, when he was writing all of his famous tragedies. It eludes me as to why it is not as famous as Macbeth, King Lear and the others. As I’ve said previously, it should be especially appreciated in today’s highly partisan, highly politicized society. Honestly, how can it not be?!

Yup, I'm cheating and using the same pic I used in December.

And this will be called the Baobab tree.

It shall be so.

 

Today’s Totally Random Line(s)

               

                  O, sir, pardon me!

 

-Eros

Antony and Cleopatra                     Act IV, Scene xiv, Line 80

Antony just asked Eros to kill him, and this is Eros’s reply. This pardon me is not like what we say when we’re trying to push by someone. This pardon me is like what the convict says to the governor when he’s about to be executed. Eros wants to be pardoned from the task of killing his commander. Since Antony refuses to pardon him, Eros kills himself to get out of having to kill Antony. Crazy stuff!

I guess Antony, and also Cleopatra, decided that they had a choice about living or dying and chose the latter. I guess everyone has a choice about ending it, whereas none of us has a choice about it not ending when it’s about to end without our say so. Most people, no matter how old or young, don’t want to die. Eros, on the other hand, chose dying over ending the life of Antony. So, did he do that out of love for Antony? Or, if he had really loved Antony should he have killed him?

This end-of-life stuff that Will is dealing with here, with both Antony and Cleopatra choosing to end their own lives, is heady stuff. And it’s germane to our time of the world. This very week Jimmy Carter is in the news for his decision to go home to die. Sure, he’s a lot older than Antony, but who’s to say that age is the determinant in who gets to make this choice.

Like I said, heady stuff.  

See that group of lions in the background? Well, they're feasting on a cape buffalo. You can see a little of the buffalo; it's black and pink. Now, do you want to bet that this buffalo was not planning on dying this day. I'm pretty sure he wasn't. But there he is. And if he knew this was going to be his fate (as Antony knew what lay in store for him) would the buffalo have chosen death at his own hands? I guess I'm giving a little bit too much credit to the thought process of a cape buffalo, but you get the idea of what I'm talking about. ]

 Today’s Totally Random Line(s)

                 

Hover about her; say, that right for right

Hath dimm’d your infant morn to aged night.

 
-Queen Margaret

King Richard the Third                 Act IV, Scene iv, Line 16

Margaret is overlooking Elizabeth and the Duchess of York, the latter’s mother-in-law and listening in on their conversation.

Keep in mind, Margaret is the widow of Henry VI, and Elizabeth is the widow of Edward IV. Henry and Edward battled over the kingship and Edward finally won, but now Edward has died of illness. Edward has two sons, but he also has a brother who is destined to be Richard the Third. Richard is taking over now and has those two sons locked away in the Tower of London. They will become known as the princes in the tower.

Elizabeth is lamenting her two sons' fate whilst Margaret listens,

Ah, my poor princes! Ah, my tender babes!
My unblown flowers, new-appearing sweets!
If yet your gentle souls fly in the air,
And be not fixt in doom perpetual,
Hover about me with your airy wings,
And hear your mother’s lamentation!

And Margaret responds, speaking to herself, with Today’s Totally Random Lines. So both the women are addressing the absent princes, but each has a different message for them. The mother of the princes misses them, naturally. Margaret (no relation to the princes), having lost her husband, Henry VI and her son in the war, really has no love for the princes. In fact, she sees the assumed fate of the princes as an eye for any eye.

It’s certainly two very different thoughts about the princes. 

Something tells me I've used this pic before, but, oh well.

I decided to key in on two things: hover (since both the ladies said that word), and two very different views on the same thing. 

Here's a helicopter hovering over the football field to drop Easter eggs for an Easter egg hunt. Obviously, someone thought this would be a great idea. In retrospect, I thought it was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

 

Today’s Totally Random Line(s)

                 

This fell whore of thine

Hath in her more destruction than thy sword,

For all her cherubin look.

 
-Timon

Timon of Athens                       Act IV, Scene iii, Line 61

This is really a classic tale. If you’re not yet familiar, Timon was a well-off guy who’d throw great parties and give out money and gifts to his guests. But he spent more than he had, and when his money ran short, he looked to his friends for help, and not one of them would lend him a dime. It was then he realized that none of them were friends, and he gave up on mankind and went to live in a cave.

In this scene Alcibiades, a general has happened upon Timon. He has with him two mistresses. Timon wants nothing to do with any of them. He tells Alcibiades to go,

Follow thy drum;

With man’s blood paint the ground, gules, gules:

Religious canons, civil laws are cruel;

Then what should war be? This fell whore of thine

Hath in her more destruction than thy sword,

For all her cherubin look. 

To which one of Alcibiade’s mistresses (whore?) replies

                                         Thy lips rot off!

 

First off, a few notes on vocabulary: Gules simply means red (paint the ground red with blood), and fell, if you recall is an adjective denoting evil.

Now, when I first read this I thought that the fell whore of thine that Timon spoke of might be war, because war can be considered any general’s whore. But I guess that since one of Alcibiade’s mistresses replied directly to Timon, it’s probably more reasonable to assume that Timon meant that she was the fell whore he was talking about. Or, perhaps Timon had a double meaning with it and meant both.

What do you think?

Okay, I had two thoughts regarding a pic for today's line, but neither thought actually had a pic. Confused? Let me explain. 

The first thought was to use Facebook, because this is an illustration of all the friends that Timon thought he had. You may have friends who are your friends on Facebook, but it's pretty certain that not all of your friends on Facebook are really your friends. But I couldn't think of a good pic for this.

The other thought was a movie that I watched last night. It was about two parents who had to pretend to inherit six million dollars to get their adult kids into visiting them. It worked: the kids came looking for a share of the money. But it was an Italian movie and the only clip I could find was in Italian. 

Which leaves me with...Oh what the heck; here's the movie clip. See if you can get anything out of it.

The Price of Family (2022) - IMDb

 

Today’s Totally Random Line(s)

                 

Strike, as thou didst at Caesar; for, I know

When thou didst hate him worst, thou lovedst him better

Then ever thou lovedst Cassius.

  

-Cassius

Julius Caesar                             Act IV, Scene iii, Line 106

Honestly, this play should be called Brutus and Cassius, because that’s what it’s about. I would say that Brutus, Cassius, and Marc Antony all have much bigger roles in this play than Caesar.

Cassius is addressing Brutus here, referring to himself in third person. This scene is a quarrel between these two best friends, but they’re near the end of the quarrel now and about to kiss and make up. Well, there’s not any actual kissing involved.

A pic for today's lines? I really can't think of anything, so instead giving you some random pic, I think we'll go with no pic for today.

Maybe tomorrow. 

Yeah, maybe tomorrow.