Monster, come, put some lime on your fingers, and away with the rest.

-Trinculo

The Tempest                Act IV, Scene i, Line 265

I’m not sure what ‘put some lime on your fingers’ refers to. I would guess that it’s something that was done by thieves and murderers to throw the hound dogs off their trail. But I do know that this is the scene where Prospero and Ariel put some fancy clothes out on the clothesline to trap Stephano, Trinculo, and Caliban. While Prospero and Ariel hide out of sight the three knuckleheads come on stage, see the clothes and decide to steal them. Caliban however is more interested in killing Prospero, and he knows the clothes are a trap. With today’s line Trinculo is trying to get Caliban (Monster) to join them in trying on the clothes. But Caliban will have none of it. And momentarily Prospero and Ariel will jump out at them with a bunch of hunting dogs and chase the three would be thieves/murderers off. Ah, I just realized: the lime and the hunting dogs! It goes together.

Now here’s the thing, I know this play almost by heart because I wrote a retelling, that is to say, a modernized version of it. In fact, this blog (not today’s post, the blog as a whole) is an offshoot of that retelling. You see, once we (I say ‘we’ because my brother Will worked on it with me as the illustrator) were pretty much done with the book I found out that if we wanted to publish and market a book we needed a platform, preferably in social media. And so I started this blog. And that’s the short version of why I know The Tempest so well.

Anyway, I’ve finally decided to move forward with that book so I’m hoping to have that out sometime in the latter part of this year. And so this blog may be turning toward our retelling of The Tempest sometime soon. And there’s something for you to look forward to!

 

  Now this is a fancy little piece of clothing that I almost purchased. And to be clear, I had no lime on my fingers at the time. Nor did I get chased by any dogs.

 Well gentlemen,

I am thus resolved: on Sunday next you know

My daughter Katharina is to be married:

Now, on the Sunday following, shall Bianca

Be bride to you, if you this assurance;

If not, Signior Gromio:

And so, I take my leave, and thank you both.

Adieu, good neighbor.

 -Baptista

The Taming Of The Shrew                  Act II, Scene i, Line 406

 

Well, we have a perfectly appropriate line for the day. This is Baptista talking about the marriages of his two daughters. And I am in Tennessee for the weekend with my two married daughters and we will be celebrating the recent marriage of the younger one tomorrow. Now, how random is that?

Now my situation is certainly different than Signior Baptista’s. He is dealing with figuring out how to get his two daughters married. My two took care of their own marriages. He has got one daughter who is a bit of a handful and has to get her married first and I…um,…

Well the one who used to be a bit of a handful one did get married first, but she took care of it on her own. And she’s not a handful anymore. Come to think of it, Katharina didn’t end up being a handful in the end either, did she? And I also wasn’t wheeling and dealing on the second younger one. She took care of it on her own too.

But I think the random thing still is pretty uncanny. Don’t you?

 This is the house where both my daughters live. But as I've told you before, neither one is a Katharina or a Bianca. They're both Cordelias.

 I think it lacks of twelve.

-Horatio

Hamlet                                              Act I, Scene iv, Line 3

Horatio’s talking about the time of day. He’s saying ‘I think it’s a little before midnight.’ This is the scene where the ghost of Hamlet’s father appears and has a chat with his son. But this is the very beginning of the scene and neither the ghost nor the son is here yet. So I guess Horatio is just doing the job of helping to set the scene for the audience. Now they know it’s around midnight. And so do you. Will that help you in your appreciation of the scene that you’re about to see or to read? Well I guess you’d have to see or read the scene to find out. Here it is. Well, did it help?

I think that it is not lacking of twelve. In fact, I know without looking at my watch that it's not lacking of twelve because my lunch is long gone.

 Thus ever did rebellion find rebuke.

-King Henry IV

King Henry The Fourth Part I              Act V, Scene v, Line 1

Translation: We kicked their butts!

This is a close-up of a Viking ship. Now there were some guys who kicked a lot of butt!

If thou deny'st it twenty times, thou liest;
And I will turn thy falsehood to thy heart,
Where it was forged, with my rapier's point.

-Lord Fitzwater

King Richard The Second                 Act IV, Scene i, Line 40

First of all, I’ve got to say that I love the name Lord Fitzwater. It almost sounds like seltzer water. Or fizz water. It’s just got a great sound. Don’t you agree? And ‘Lord’. It’s just fabulous. And of course anyone with the name of Fitzwater has got to be going by the name ‘Fitz’ to his friends, right? One of my cardiologist’s (yes, two cardiologists, an electrician and a plumber) is named Blitzer, but of course I call him Blitz. Well, not actually, I refer to him as Blitz, but when I talk to him I call him Doc. But his friends must call him Blitz, no? And second, how about the word ‘forged’. That’s a word near and dear to us Tolkieners’ hearts. The forging of the one ring. The sword that was re-forged.

Having said that about some of the words, you should note that we covered this scene, if not this specific line, back in November. It’s the scene where everyone starts throwing their gloves down, to the point where somebody runs out of gloves. So I’m not going to get into this scene too much.

But hey, here’s something interesting. If you read yesterday’s line (which is Claudius talking to Laertes in Hamlet), and directly afterwards read today’s line (which is Fitz talking to someone in King Richard The Second), it seems to fit. The two lines seem to go together as if they were in the same conversation, either a continuation of yesterday’s line, or a reply to yesterday’s line.

Now must your conscience my acquaintance seal,
And you must put me in your heart for friend,
Sith you have heard, and with a knowing ear,
That he which hath your noble father slain
Pursued my life.

If thou deny'st it twenty times, thou liest;
And I will turn thy falsehood to thy heart,
Where it was forged, with my rapier's point.

Isn’t that funny! Maybe we should take a look at that on an ongoing basis to see how completely unrelated lines go, or don’t go, together. Hmm. Or maybe not.

This is my view from my hospital bed looking down at the foot of the bed. It's from back in December. And yes, today's pic is perfectly relevant. Why was I in the hospital? Because Blitz put me there for some tests.  If you zoom in on that white chart you can see 'EP Study'. Don't ask me what EP stands for. But whatever it is, Blitz decided I just had to have one. That wacky Blitz!