Tuesday, October 8, 2019


No, I am promised forth.

-Casca

Julius Caesar                               Act I, scene ii, line 291


It’s a short and pretty simple little line. Casca’s been asked to stay for dinner and he says No, I am promised forth. ‘No, I’ve got a previous commitment’, he’s saying. In the meantime though, I went back and read most of this act and there’s a lot of really interesting stuff here. A few very famous lines. There’s It’s Greek to me, and also Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look. However, it was a much less than famous line that really caught my eye. Casca is describing what he saw happening. He saw Caesar faint and

When he came to himself again, he said, if he had done or said anything amiss, he desired their worships to think it was his infirmity. Three or four wenches, where I stood, cried, ‘Alas, good soul!’ and forgave him with all their hearts: but there’s no heed to be taken of them; If Caesar had stabb’d their mothers, they would have done no less.

So the thing is, if you’re not familiar with Julius Caesar, the whole reason that the conspirators are getting ready to assassinate Caesar is that they believe that he’s going to be crowning himself king. They want to prevent this because they don’t want a king, they want the representative government that they have. And when I read that passage I could not help but think of a current politician’s words about being able to shoot someone in broad daylight on Fifth Avenue and not lose any votes over it. And then I thought of this self-same politician being used as the model for Caesar in a modern production of Julius Caesar and the hub bub that was raised about him being assassinated in the production. 

So, there’s the genius of Shakespeare. He’s more prescient and more relevant now than he ever was.


Tuesday, October 1, 2019


What! look upon my brother:--both your pardons,
That e’er I put between your holy looks
My ill suspicions.

-Leontes

The Winter’s Tale                        Act V, scene iii, line 148

Just for perspective, the last line of this play is 155 in this very scene; in other words, there’s 7 more lines in this play after today’s Totally Random line. So, what does that mean to us? I’m not sure. I don’t know the whole play and who’s who here. But I do know that the speaker, Leontes, started the whole mess of this play by falsely accusing his wife of having an affair with his friend. And then he tried to have his friend murdered, and he had his wife put in jail. In the beginning of this play he was a Gaddafi-level nut-job. And now he’s all ‘oh let’s just put this behind us.’ And that makes it a happy ending! What the…!?!?


 Okay, I couldn't find a relevant picture, so I put in a picture of a really cool tree. What can I say; I'm a tree nut.

Monday, September 30, 2019


Canst not read?

-Apemantus



Timon Of Athens                      Act II, scene ii, line 80  


Canst not read?

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