Today’s Totally Random Lines

You are a saucy fellow.

Katherine

King Henry the Eighth                  Act IV, Scene ii, Line 101

What a great line. What can I say about that?

He is indeed a saucy fellow, 

but I'm afraid Sam does not really appreciate his sauciness. 

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             How, my lord!

What cheer? How is’t with you, best brother?

Polixenes

The Winter’s Tale                  Act I, Scene ii, Line 148

Polixenes is addressing Lenontes. The latter is already convinced that the former is having an affair with his wife, and that’s what he’s thinking about when Polixenes asks him how he is.

What a wiener.

Big Yawn.

Yes, I know Mojo, we've covered this bit before. Sorry to bore you. 

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                                            Then began

A stop i’the chaser, a retire; anon

A rout, confusion thick: forthwith they fly

Chickens, the way which they stopt eagles; slaves

The strides the victors made:

 

Posthumus Leonatus

Cymbeline              Act V, Scene iii, Line 88

 

These are just a few lines in the middle of a long bit where Posthumus has met up with a Roman Officer, and he is describing the battle. Remember, we’re in old Britain (circa 500 A.D.?) when the Romans had invaded. So this battle is between the Brits and the Romans. Will is using the tactic of having one of his characters describe the action that took place rather than to try to stage that action. Nowadays, in the movies, we manage to make the action the centerpiece of the show; forget about dialogue. Who needs dialogue.

Anyway, this is a long bit, a lot longer than the four lines I gave you, and it’s not really easy to understand- as you can see from these four lines, But I read through it a few times and, lo and behold, it made a little more sense each time. Posthumus is describing how the Romans were chasing the Brits but then the retreat stopped and the Brits began routing the Romans.   

Trust me; that’s what he’s talking about. 

Some how I don't feel like Mojo trusts me on this one. 

I feel like he thinks I'm trying to sell him a bag of goods. 

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Why, then,

She’s fled unto that peasant Valentine;

And Eglamour is in her company.

 

Duke of Milan

Two Gentlemen of Verona     Act V, Scene ii, Line 36

Eglamour? There’s a name for you. Eglamour. I don’t think I’ve ever run into that name.

So I don't have anything to say about today’s line, other than remarking on the name Eglamour. That’s because I’ve no idea about what’s going on with today’s line, so I didn’t really want to get into discussing it.

Eglamour.

Happy Mother's Day all. 

My associate has abandoned Will and me today in favor of his Mother.

He knows who butters his bread.

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                O you are well  tuned now!

But I’ll set down the pegs that make this music,

As honest as I am.

Iago

Othello                    Act II, Scene i, Line 200

 

Iago is saying this line in an aside after watching Othello and Desdemona express their love and affection for each other. He’s letting the audience know that he’ll be making sure that this love and affection does not last.

I like that he ends his thought with as honest as I am. I’m familiar with the fact that honest Iago is a phrase oft repeated in this play, but I didn’t realize that even dishonest Iago says it. That’s kind of funny. 

I caught Mojo in a sunbeam this morning.

Now here's a guy who is always honest and straightforward with me. Yes sir, with Mojo it's what you see is what you get.

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Anointed, I implore so much expense of thy royal sweet breath as will utter a brace of words.

Armado

Love’s Labour’s Lost             Act V, Scene ii, Line 519

Okay, no context today, mostly form. Well, a little context.

Today’s lines are preceded in the text by the stage direction Enter Armado, and immediately followed by the further stage direction Converses apart with the King, and delivers him a paper. So that whatever is going on, Armado enters and interrupts with Today’s Totally Random Line.

Having said that, it’s a pretty solid interruption. Honestly, he starts off with addressing the King as anointed. That’s pretty good. It seems appropriate when addressing a king, but it’s not one I’ve run into before, as far as I can remember. And then he implores the king. He doesn’t just ask, he implores. And what does he implore: the expense of thy royal sweet breath. Well as far as interruptions go, this is one sweet interruption.

We should all get this sort of treatment when being interrupted. I know that I would be much more willing to listen to anyone interrupting me if they started with anointed, I implore so much expense of thy sweet breath as will utter a brace of words. See, I took out the word royal (since I’m not a king) and it still sounds really great. This is one of those lines that I wish I could remember, but I know I never will.

Anointed, I implore so much expense of thy sweet breath as will utter a brace of words.

Zzzzzzz.

When this guy gets comfortable it doesn't matter how sweetly you put it. He's simply not going to have his nap interrupted. Period.

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Edward the Duke of York, the Earl of Suffolk,

Sir Richard Kelly, Davy Gam, esquire;

None else of name, and of all other men

But five and twenty.

 

Henry

King Henry the Fifth                    Act IV, Scene viii,  Line 104

 

The battle having been fought and won, Henry is here listing the English killed. Wikipedia tells me that the English dead were around six hundred, not just five and twenty. And whilst that’s a far cry from France’s six thousand, and still a great victory, it shows that Will liked to exercise his dramatic license in the retelling of the Battle of Agincourt. And why not; like they say, history is written by the victors. Actually, that was a Brit too: Winston Churchill (according to Google).  

Wait, Winston who?