Saturday, December 14, 2024

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines

 

Why, I must die;

And if I do not by thy hand, Thou art

No servant of thy master’s: ‘gainst self-slaughter

There is a prohibition so divine

That cravens my weak hand.

 

Imogen

Cymbeline              Act III Scene iv, Line 75


So Imogen here, is asking Pisanio to kill her. Hmmm, well this doesn’t seem to be a very pleasant scenario. The girl is pleading with this guy to kill her, and says it’s his duty to his master. She also says she’d do it herself if suicide weren’t such a great sin.

There’s certainly a bit, perhaps a lot, of context missing here. Would you find it interesting to know that Pisanio’s master is Imogen’s husband? It’s true. And why does Imogen’s husband want his servant to kill his wife? It has something to do with Imogen’s infidelity. Actually, her husband thinks she’s been unfaithful, but of course, she hasn’t.

Imogen goes on for a bit, trying to coax Pisanio into killing her. The fellow comes up with a pretty interesting line.

O gracious lady,
Since I received command to do this business
I have not slept one wink.

                     Do’t and to bed then.

I’ll wake mine eyeballs out first.

How about that: he’ll wake his eyeballs out first. He’ll stay awake worrying about having to kill her so long that his eyeballs will fall out from lack of sleep. It’s almost a funny line, isn’t it?


This is one guy who will never, ever have to worry about waking his eyeballs out. Never.

Friday, December 13, 2024

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines

 

                                O virtuous fight,

When right with right wars who shall be most right!

 

Troilus

Troilus and Cressida     Act III Scene ii, Line 169

I’m tempted to just go with today’s line on it’s own, without any context whatsoever, because it’s a pretty thought provoking question.

Well, leave it to me, I couldn’t leave well enough alone. Yup, I had to listen to/read the scene. Now I’m just confused. According to the scene summary that I have, Troilus and Cressida confess their love and swear fidelity to one another. The problem? Too much talk! It's confusing!

Whoa, hold on there: is Cheshire’s biggest Shakespeare lover complaining about too many Shakespeare words? Is that even possible?

 

 

Don’t bother listening to him; it’s a trick question. The answer is no, it's not possible. Trust me; I live with this kook. I know.

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