Mojo, The Bard, & Me

So do you.

-Valentine

Two Gentlemen Of Verona            Act II, Scene iv, Line 13

Here is a fabulous line for all you folks that want to be able to quote Shakespeare. And it’s eminently usable. No, we don’t need to look at today’s context, let’s just look at how we can use the line. 

Your wife tells you that you snore in bed. Your reply?

 “To quote Shakespeare, Dear, ‘So do you’.”

Hah! Perfect! There’s gotta be a hundred times you can use this in any given day! And anytime someone comes back with “That’s not Shakespeare!” you can just quote the play, act, scene, and line above. They’ll be too busy trying to process that to argue back "No I do not.” So you’ll be all set.

No need to thank me.

What's that you say? I have a messy office? Well, to quote Shakespeare, 'So do you.' Hah, what do you think of that!