For dainties are all cates,-- and therefore, Kate,
Take this of me, Kate of my consolation;--
-Petruchio
The Taming Of The Shrew Act II, scene i, Line 189
Spoiler alert: Today's is a long post!
Today's line is part of the scene that is the first interaction between Petruchio and Kate, the titular tamer and the titular shrew. It's a pretty interesting back and forth, and that's why I gave you the whole dialogue below. Right before this exchange Petruchio made the arrangements with Kate's father, Baptista, for the marriage. Of course, this is unbeknownst to Kate. So here they are meeting for the first time with Petruchio informing Kate of their impending marriage, and beginning his strategy of "taming" her. It's a little long, but give it a read and see what you think. I think you'll find it's worth it. Go ahead, you can do it!
Enter KATHARINA
PETRUCHIO
Good morrow, Kate; for that's your name, I hear.
KATHARINA
Well have you heard, but something hard of hearing:PETRUCHIO
They call me Katharina that do talk of me.
You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Kate,KATHARINA
And bonny Kate and sometimes Kate the curst;
But Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom
Kate of Kate Hall, my super-dainty Kate,
For dainties are all cates, and therefore, Kate,
Take this of me, Kate of my consolation;
Hearing thy mildness praised in every town,
Thy virtues spoke of, and thy beauty sounded,
Yet not so deeply as to thee belongs,
Myself am moved to woo thee for my wife.
Moved! in good time: let him that moved you hitherPETRUCHIO
Remove you hence: I knew you at the first
You were a moveable.
Why, what's a moveable?KATHARINA
A join'd-stool.PETRUCHIO
Thou hast hit it: come, sit on me.KATHARINA
Asses are made to bear, and so are you.PETRUCHIO
Women are made to bear, and so are you.KATHARINA
No such jade as you, if me you mean.PETRUCHIO
Alas! good Kate, I will not burden thee;KATHARINA
For, knowing thee to be but young and light--
Too light for such a swain as you to catch;PETRUCHIO
And yet as heavy as my weight should be.
Should be! should--buzz!KATHARINA
Well ta'en, and like a buzzard.PETRUCHIO
O slow-wing'd turtle! shall a buzzard take thee?KATHARINA
Ay, for a turtle, as he takes a buzzard.PETRUCHIO
Come, come, you wasp; i' faith, you are too angry.KATHARINA
If I be waspish, best beware my sting.PETRUCHIO
My remedy is then, to pluck it out.KATHARINA
Ay, if the fool could find it where it lies,PETRUCHIO
Who knows not where a wasp doesKATHARINA
wear his sting? In his tail.
In his tongue.PETRUCHIO
Whose tongue?KATHARINA
Yours, if you talk of tails: and so farewell.PETRUCHIO
What, with my tongue in your tail? nay, come again,KATHARINA
Good Kate; I am a gentleman.
That I'll try.PETRUCHIO
She strikes him
I swear I'll cuff you, if you strike again.KATHARINA
So may you lose your arms:PETRUCHIO
If you strike me, you are no gentleman;
And if no gentleman, why then no arms.
A herald, Kate? O, put me in thy books!KATHARINA
What is your crest? a coxcomb?PETRUCHIO
A combless cock, so Kate will be my hen.KATHARINA
No cock of mine; you crow too like a craven.PETRUCHIO
Nay, come, Kate, come; you must not look so sour.KATHARINA
It is my fashion, when I see a crab.PETRUCHIO
Why, here's no crab; and therefore look not sour.KATHARINA
There is, there is.PETRUCHIO
Then show it me.KATHARINA
Had I a glass, I would.PETRUCHIO
What, you mean my face?KATHARINA
Well aim'd of such a young one.PETRUCHIO
Now, by Saint George, I am too young for you.KATHARINA
Yet you are wither'd.PETRUCHIO
'Tis with cares.KATHARINA
I care not.PETRUCHIO
Nay, hear you, Kate: in sooth you scape not so.KATHARINA
I chafe you, if I tarry: let me go.PETRUCHIO
No, not a whit: I find you passing gentle.KATHARINA
'Twas told me you were rough and coy and sullen,
And now I find report a very liar;
For thou are pleasant, gamesome, passing courteous,
But slow in speech, yet sweet as spring-time flowers:
Thou canst not frown, thou canst not look askance,
Nor bite the lip, as angry wenches will,
Nor hast thou pleasure to be cross in talk,
But thou with mildness entertain'st thy wooers,
With gentle conference, soft and affable.
Why does the world report that Kate doth limp?
O slanderous world! Kate like the hazel-twig
Is straight and slender and as brown in hue
As hazel nuts and sweeter than the kernels.
O, let me see thee walk: thou dost not halt.
Go, fool, and whom thou keep'st command.PETRUCHIO
Did ever Dian so become a groveKATHARINA
As Kate this chamber with her princely gait?
O, be thou Dian, and let her be Kate;
And then let Kate be chaste and Dian sportful!
Where did you study all this goodly speech?PETRUCHIO
It is extempore, from my mother-wit.KATHARINA
A witty mother! witless else her son.PETRUCHIO
Am I not wise?KATHARINA
Yes; keep you warm.PETRUCHIO
Marry, so I mean, sweet Katharina, in thy bed:
And therefore, setting all this chat aside,
Thus in plain terms: your father hath consented
That you shall be my wife; your dowry 'greed on;
And, Will you, nill you, I will marry you.
Now, Kate, I am a husband for your turn;
For, by this light, whereby I see thy beauty,
Thy beauty, that doth make me like thee well,
Thou must be married to no man but me;
For I am he am born to tame you Kate,
And bring you from a wild Kate to a Kate
Conformable as other household Kates.
Here comes your father: never make denial;
I must and will have Katharina to my wife.
Re-enter BAPTISTA, GREMIO, and TRANIO
Did you make it all the way through? Good for you! It's an interesting story and it's a little hard to tell if Will is being really chauvinistic in the telling, or if he's sneakily taking the side of Kate. You'd have to read or see the whole play to find out for yourself. It reminds me, in a way, of The Merchant of Venice. In that one the moneylender Shylock is called a lot of names, many of them antisemitic, by the other people in the play. But, like in this play, I wonder if Will is trying to get some laughs off of how Shylock is treated, or if he's trying to show up how unfair it is for Shylock. That Will, he always keeps you guessing.
Okay, you've earned a picture.
Oooh, not much of a picture, eh? It's just a picture of the title of a book. Well I thought this might be a good thing to read if you want an answer to the question of whether or not Will is being a chauvinist. Or better yet, just see/read The Taming Of The Shrew and figure it out for yourself! Oooh, ROASTED!
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