Wednesday, August 27, 2025

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines

 

                                        First, methought

I stood not in the smile of heaven; who had

Commanded nature, that my lady’s womb,

If it conceived a male child by me, should

Do no more offices of life to’t than

The grave does to the dead; for her male issue

Or died where they were made, or shortly after

This world had air’d them: hence I took a thought,

This was a judgement on me; that my kingdom,

Well worthy the best heir o’the world, should not

Be gladded in’t by me: then follows, that

I weigh’d the danger which my realms stood in

By this my issues fail; and that gave to me

Many a groaning throe.

 

King Henry

King Henry the Eighth      Act II, Scene iv, Line 189                          

 

I thought it was God’s plan that all my male sons born of this queen should not survive infancy, and realizing what a bad thing for the kingdom this was, and that gave to me many a groaning throe.

There, that’s Pete’s very abbreviated version of Today’s Lines. You’ll notice that I left the end in Will’s words, assuming that you could figure out many a groaning throe.

So, what do you think? Yes, it’s a bit long. But if you read it once or twice I think you’ll agree that it’s pretty understandable.

Henry it talking to the council that’s been convened to oversee the divorce of his wife, Katherine, and he’s explaining why he’s come to this decision. Basically he’s saying that he needs to divorce Katherine because God has decreed that she is not to give him a male heir, and that would be very bad for the kingdom. Is this what he really believes, or is he just hot to trot for Anne Bolyn? Or is it a little of both. Well, of course we don’t really know that answer to that do we?

More to the point, I suppose you're asking, why did I give you thirteen lines of Totally Random Lines? Well, I can answer that question. For one thing, I didn’t want to break up the sentence, and for another thing, I thought these lines were really good. Well of course they’re good: they’re written by William Shakespeare! But not all of his stuff strikes me, as these lines did. The wordplay is wonderful.

I stood not in the smile of heaven: beautiful!

Should do no more office of life to’t than the grave does to the dead: what can I say about that?

Shortly after this world had air’d them. Really?  air’d them? Ahhh.

That my kingdom…should not be gladded in’t by me. That’s right, gladded in’t.

And of course, finally, many a groaning throe.

 

I suppose all I can say is you’re welcome, as I’m sure that you can now appreciate what a wonderful thirteen lines this is, and how you’ve gotten to have your day brightened by Will’s words.

Yes indeed: you’re welcome!


My goodness, can't you just see the appreciation written all over Mojo's face!

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