Thursday, May 14, 2026

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines


Signior Benedick, no; for then were you a child.


Leonato

Much Ado About Nothing    Act I, Scene i, Line xxx


I can’t believe it took me so long to figure this line out. Here’s the setup: Don Pedro asks Leonato if the young woman with him is his daughter. Leonato replies, Her mother hath many times told me so. Wise-ass Benedick chimes in, Were you in doubt, sir, that you asked her? That's when Leonato replies with Today’s Line, no; for then you were a child.

How did I not get that? In case you’re as dull witted as myself, Leonato is saying that he wasn’t in doubt because Benedick was too young then to have fathered her. In other words, Leonato is saying that Benedick is a lady’s man, to put it nicely, and since he was just a child when this girl was born, he (Leonato), does not have to worry about his wife having cheated on him with Benedick. How hard is that? How did I not get that right away?



I'll bet old sleepy head over there wouldn't have got it either. I think all of this stuff is over his head anyway. 



Just kidding, buddy. Just kidding. I'm sure you got it the first time you heard it. 

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