Ha!

-Thersites

                                   

Troilus And Cressida                     Act III, Scene iii, Line 289

Well lines don’t get much shorter than this. So, Ha!

Now, to be clear, Thersites has quite a bit to say in this scene as he interacts with Patroclus, but in this part of that dialogue he responds to the different things that Patroclus says to him with

Hum!

Ha!

Hum!

Agamemnon!

Ha!

Yes, all with exclamation points. And for the record, we’ve picked up that second Ha! for today’s Totally Random line. 

Now, do you want to get into what this conversation, and this scene, is/are about? Or can we just enjoy the shortest of all Totally Random lines ever?

Ha! I thought so.

 

Since we're on the topic of shortest, this is the shortest Mirado Black Warrior pencil that I have here at work. And I've got quite a few Mirados. But short or not, I'd stack it up against any of those other pencils any day! 

Ha!

Why, there, there, there, there!

-Shylock

                                   

The Merchant Of Venice                  Act III, scene i, line 49

This is an odd line, don’t you think? At first blush it looks like Shylock may be consoling someone. ‘There, there, everything will be okay.’ But that’s not it. Tubal has just entered and Shylock asks him if he’s seen his daughter Jessica. Tubal answers ‘I often came where I did hear of her, but cannot find her.’ To which Shylock replies ‘Why, there, there, there, there! a diamond gone, cost me two thousand ducats in Frankfort!’  And he goes on to moan about the jewels that his daughter stole from him when she left. And that’s it. I guess the repeated ‘there’ is just a sort of exclamation? It could almost be any innocuous word. I think it would really help to hear this spoken in the play if you want to understand it better. It certainly looks odd just sitting there on the page. But I think it’s meant to represent the words of someone who’s very out of sorts with himself, which Shylock certainly is. I’m going to go home this evening and listen to it. I don’t have the plays with me here at work. They’re on my home pc. To be continued…

There are many times when I struggle with the Totally Random line of the day only to have it become crystal clear later in the day. This ain’t one of those times. I've now listened to it but even so, having heard it, and the more I think about this line the more puzzling it becomes. I keep saying it over and over in my head and it just seems like it’s the ‘There, there; everything’s going to be okay’, but I know that’s not it. I can only imagine that Will had to explain this one to whatever actor it was who played Shylock the first time. Or who knows, maybe it was Will himself? Yes, he did act in some of these plays; probably not Shylock though. I guess? It’d be great if we could get Harold or somebody like that to follow this blog, then we could get some really good comments! Okay, I’ll see what I can do about that. No promises.

This is Harold's pic from that back of his book Shakespeare The Invention Of The Human. How about that Harold, I just gave you a free plug for your book. Not that Harold needs it. He's a pretty big deal in the Shakespeare world. He works right here in New Haven at Yale. In fact, Science Park, the complex that we have our space in, is a part of Yale (or at least affiliated with Yale). So I guess you could say that Harold and I work in the same place! How about that?

                      That were hard to compass;

Because she will admit no kind of suit,

No, not the duke’s.

-Captain

                                   

Twelfth Night; Or, What You Will         Act I, Scene ii, Line 29

Twelfth Night, eh? Well I’ve been plucking random lines for two years, and I’ve certainly picked a few from this play, but I still really don’t have much of an idea what this play is all about. Now you might think that this would be hard to compass, but really it was pretty easy. You see, lots of times when I decide to post about a line from a play that I know little to nothing about, I’ll just pick something else from the line to chat about. For instance, in this case what about that word ‘compass’? Right here it’s a verb and it means ‘to achieve’. It’s a bit archaic to be using it as a verb in 2018; keep in mind that this line was written four hundred years ago. But in fact, if you look it up on MerriamWebster.com you will see that definition #3 under the transitive verb usage of the word ‘compass’ is ‘to achieve’. So there you go. And you thought that Will's works weren't written in modern English? Wrong.

You might have known that I'd throw a picture of a compass at you today. Yup, that's a compass sitting in the middle of my box o' memories to the right of my Darryl Strawberry/Vince Coleman ball. Funny thing: the top of this box, the end with the cassette tape on how to meditate (I don't use that much these days, regrettably) is facing north. That means the compass is pointing southwest. I guess this compass is getting old and losing it's sense of direction. I kind of feel that way myself sometimes.

Noble patricians, patrons of my right,

Defend the justice of my cause with arms;

And, countrymen, my loving followers,

Plead my successive title with your swords:

I am his first-born son, that was the last

That wore the imperial diadem of Rome;

Then let my father’s honours live in me,

Nor wrong mine age with this indignity.

-Saturninus

                                   

Titus Andronicus                           Act I, Scene i, Line 1

We’ve hit upon the first lines of the play Titus Andronicus. Now this play is mostly about the murder and mayhem that takes place between the Titus Andronicus family and the Tamora Queen of the Goths family. Saturninus, the guy here with the opening line does not play into this murder and mayhem in any major way. In this first scene he is vying for the throne with his brother Bassianus. Titus and Tamora will be entering the picture shortly and then all the fun will start. But of course, we’ve got to start the story somewhere, and this is it. This then, is the beginning. Saturninus speaks of nobility, justice, loving followers, imperial diadems, and father’s honours, and he ends with ‘indignity’. This last word is probably the only word in this opening speech that presages the activity to come.

Well here's an interesting picture. It's Saturnius, played by my brother Dave, and Bassianus, played by me. We were acting out this scene when we were young. Dave has just given the opening line, and I'm about to respond with the bit about Bassianus being 'gracious in the eyes of royal Rome.' I think Dave's doing a little bit of hamming it up, and he's clearly trying to use his size to intimidate me. But that's just my opinion.

Thou dost love her, because thou knowest I love her;

-Narrator

                                   

Sonnet 42                                                                             Line 6

Interestingly enough, this is one line up from a Totally Random line from a few years ago. So for starters I’ll give you a link to that post.

http://totallyrandomdailyshakespeare.blogspot.com/2016/10/thoudost-love-her-because-thou-knowst-i.html

Okay, that was from October 2016, over two years ago. Well now, having read that old post, I have to say that’s a pretty good post, and I’m not sure I can do much to add to that. And, in fact, even though the Totally Random line picked that day was     

And for my sake enough so she doth abuse me, 

as you can see I also added today’s line to that post. So it’s been done and I guess I’m finished with this line. 

As noted in that old post, maybe at some point I’ll get into the sonnets a bit more. But it is not this day.

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day!

Bonus quote today, instead of a picture. But maybe you will know where this quote comes from and you can picture the scene that goes with it? If you can't, ask any guy in the room.

The tyrannous and bloody act is done,-

The most arch deed of piteous massacre

That ever yet this land was guilty of.

-Sir James Tyrrel

                                   

Richard The Third                              Act IV, Scene iii, Line 1

Well this line has certainly piqued my interest. How about you? I mean, that is a pretty strong statement. 'That ever yet this land was guilty of'? That's saying a lot. And who is this Tyrrel guy anyway?

So here's the thing: I have a basic familiarity with this play, but I don't know all the details. I know that Richard was not a very nice guy and that he was probably responsible for the death of his two nephews, but I think that happens early on, if not at the end of Henry VI Part III. So I don't think that's what this is referring to. I could be wrong about that. In any case, I didn't read on this morning. I stopped right here with these three lines to write this post. Now I suppose I'll be going back to the book to see what this tyrannous,  bloody act is. However, I've decided to let this post sit where it is for today. Nope, not gonna tell you what the act is. As of right now, I don't know what it is. So you're on your own. 

Maybe I'll post the results of my further reading tomorrow. Or maybe not.
 

 

Okay, if you don't know what the tyrannous act is, do you know where these guys are standing? Maybe I'll tell you that tomorrow too.