Today’s Totally Random Lines

 

Camillo, sir; I spake with him; who now

Has these poor men in question. Never saw I

Wretches so quake: they kneel, they kiss the earth;

Forswear themselves as often as they speak:

Bohemia stops his ears, and threatens them

With divers death in death.

 

Lord

The Winter’s Tale          Act V, Scene i, Line 199

Let’s get a little context and a little clarity. The poor men in question that the lord is talking about are a shepherd and his son who have little to do with the plot. They just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, and now Bohemia (that’s the king of Bohemia) apparently is planning to kill them.

Forswear is a modern word, though not that common. In this context it means that the guys in question are contradicting themselves. Divers is the old way of spelling diverse. We’re not talking about scuba divers here. They didn’t use an e on the end of diverse back when they printed this word in the early seventeenth century.

And as far as threatening them with diverse death in death? Well your guess is as good as mine on that, but whilst it’s a little confusing, it sure don’t sound good. I don’t think I’d like to be facing diverse death in death, whatever the heck it means!

No Mojo, Priscilla didn't say anything about diverse death in death; she's just trying to give you a hug.

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines

 

Sound drums and trumpets! Farewell sour annoy!

For here, I hope, begins our lasting joy.

 

King Edward IV

King Henry the Sixth Part III       Act V, Scene vii, Line 46

Today’s rhyming couplet brings us to the end of the Henry plays. There are six plays covering the reigns of Henrys four, five, and six, and this is the end of that saga. In fact, this whole long saga begins with Richard II who was succeeded (deposed) by the Henry IV, and the saga will continue and finally end with Richard III who will succeed Edward. King Edward IV, today’s speaker, ended Henry VI's reign, but Edward’s reign was brief and relatively uneventful, so he doesn’t get a play of his own.

This whole saga, from Richard II, thru the three Henry’s and finishing up with Richard III (who succeeds Edward) is sometimes referred to as Will’s Henriad. Historically this saga is known as the Wars of the Roses.

And there’s your history lesson for this Sunday morning. Comments anyone?

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He didn't quite make it to the end of the history lesson.

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines

 

What trade, thou knave? Thou naughty knave, what trade?

Marullus

Julius Caesar         Act I, Scene i, Line 15

Here’s something interesting. I initially went to the wrong page in my compilation. I picked page 582, but inadvertently went to 584. It was a better line than Today’s above. It was Cassius talking to Brutus about Caesar. He’s pointing out to Brutus that the people are treating Caesar like a god when he’s no better than anyone else. In the line that I picked in error he’s specifically talking about when he, Cassius, was swimming across a river with Caesar.

The torrent roar’d; and we did buffet it

With lusty sinews, throwing it aside

And stemming it with hearts of controversy:

But ere we could arrive at the point proposed,

Caesar cried, ‘Help me, Cassius, or I sink!’

I, as Aeneas, our great ancestor,

Did from the flames of Troy upon his shoulder

The old Anchises bear, so from the waves of Tiber

Did I the tired Caesar: and this man

Is now become a god; and Cassius is

A wretched creature, and must bend his body,

If Caesar carelessly but nod on him.

It sounds like Cassius has a bit of a chip on his shoulder. Wouldn’t you agree?

Anyway, as interesting as that is, here’s something even better: I listened to this whole scene this morning, Act one – Scene two, and I noticed not one, not two, but three famous lines in it. See if they’re familiar to you.

The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars…

Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;

It was Greek to me.

Interesting, eh? Hopefully you’re familiar with at least one of those, if not all.

And that’s how you avoid discussing a Totally Random line about which you have nothing to say. Pretty clever, eh?

Yond Mojo has a lean and hungry look, doesn't he?

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines

 

Good dawning to thee friend: art of this house?

 

Oswald

King Lear               Act II, Scene ii, Line 1

Oswald has pulled up to Gloster’s castle in the early morning hours and is greeted by Kent. This scene goes downhill pretty quickly, ending with Kent locked up in the stocks lamenting,

Fortune, good night: smile once more; turn thy wheel!

Good dawning and good night. The scene is only about 170 lines long, and we went from daybreak to nightfall?

I dunno; I guess that’s dramatic license?

Perhaps the bard is trying to make a statement about how time flies; and man’s, as well as dog’s, inability to grasp even the barest concept of the true essence of time.

That’s pretty good Mojo; where’ you come up with that idea?

 It was in that philosophy book of yours that I chewed up yesterday.  

 

Today’s Totally Random Lines

 

I had as lief have heard the night-raven, come what plague could have come after it.

Benedick

Much Ado About Nothing     Act II, Scene iii, Line 131

Had as lief means just as soon as, and a night-raven is an ill omen. He’s saying he’d just as soon as listen to a raven sing as listen to Balthazar. The latter just sang a little ditty for everyone.

I wonder if had as lief is an idiom still used in England. They do have a lot of different ways of saying things and spelling things and doing things over there. Those crazy Brits.

I'm always a little nervous when this guy gets behind the wheel.

No Mojo, let's NOT pretend we're in England. I'd as lief we just stay on the right side of the road, okay?

 

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Go hang yourself, you naughty, mocking uncle!

 

Cressida

Troilus and Cressida              Act IV, Scene ii, Line 25

I wouldn’t think we need a lot of explanation regarding what Cressida is saying. I suppose a little context might be nice. Well, it’s a short scene, so perhaps I’ll listen to it.

Okay, I read the short summary and listened to the scene. This is the scene where Cressida finds out that they’ve traded her to the Trojans as part of a deal to end the war. But that’s not what she’s reacting to here. The beginning of this scene is her waking up with Troilus. Her uncle Pandarus has entered and is teasing her for having had Troilus in her bed all night. 

Her reaction to Pandarus later in the scene when he tells her she’s been traded to the Trojans is much different. First she says she won’t go. Then, when Pandarus says she must, she replies

I will not, uncle: I have forgot my father;

I know no touch of consanguinity;

No kin, no love, no blood, no soul so near me

As the sweet Troilus.—O you gods divine,

Make Cressid’s name the very crown of falsehood,

If ever she leave Troilus! Time, force, and death,

Do to this body what extremes you can;

But the strong base and building of my love

Is as the very centre of the earth,

Drawing all things to it.—I’ll go in and weep,--

 

She has a little more to say, but I think you get the gist of it.

I think I lost him on consanguinity.

Heck, I think I lost myself on consanguinity.

 

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But yet methinks it is very sultry and hot for my complexion.

 

Hamlet

Hamlet                    Act V, Scene ii, Line 97

What an interesting line. Hamlet is concerned that the heat will ruin his complexion? It seems a rather odd comment, doesn’t it?

It’s actually part of a back and forth between Hamlet and a nearly anonymous henchman named Osric. I guess you’d call it a bit of comic relief; the calmedy (I just made that word up) before the storm of deaths that comes next and makes up the finale of the play.

Fittingly, Robin Williams played Osric in Branagh’s 1996 production of this play. And a fine Osric he was! Whereas Jack Lemon tried, and failed, to pull off the part of a nearly anonymous soldier at the beginning of this production, Williams does America proud near the end of this mostly Brit dominated production with his Osric portrayal. In fact, there's no actor that I can think of, British or American, who could have done better. 

I could've pulled that off. I could've played Osric. Yeah, definitely.