Today’s Totally Random Lines
Let’s go to the Capitol.- Would half my wealth
Would buy this for a lie!
Junius Brutus
Coriolanus Act IV, Scene vi, Line 160
I believe the Pete’s version would be I’d pay half of my wealth for this to be a lie. For what to be a lie, you ask. Well, the Romans have just found out that Coriolanus has joined with the enemies of Rome and is now on his way to sack and burn Rome. Remember Coriolanus? He's the guy that Junius and his other politician buddy were instrumental in getting banished from Rome because it served their interests. So now Shakespeare’s crooked politician is wishing he could pay for this to be not true.
Look how far we've come! Nowadays when a politician wants something to be not true, he just calls it fake news, and pretends that it’s not true. No need to pay anything. Now that's progress!
By the way, have I mentioned before how much I like this play and how appropriate it would be to teach it in today's classroom? Yes, I think I have.