Saturday, May 28, 2022

 

And now you are metamorphosed with a mistress, that, when I look on you, I can hardly think you my master.

 

-Speed

The Two Gentlemen of Verona       Act II Scene i, Line 31

Valentine (one of the two titular gentlemen) is talking to Speed, his right-hand man. Valentine asks Speed how he knows that Valentine is in love. Speed answers with a paragraph of reasons, ending with today’s Totally Random line. What’s that? You want to hear all the reasons that Speed has for knowing that Valentine is in love? Okay, here you go.

        Marry, by these special marks: first, you have learned, like Sir Proteus, to wreathe your arms, like a malcontent; to relish a love song, like a robin-redbreast; to walk alone, like one that had the pestilence; to sigh, like a school-boy that had lost his A B C; to weep, like a young wench that had buried her grandam; to fast, like one that takes diet; to watch, like one that fears robbing; to speak puling, like a beggar at Hallowmas. You were wont, when you laughed, to crow like a cock; when you walked, to walk like one of the lions; when you fasted, it was presently after dinner; when you looked sadly, it was for want of money: and now you are metamorphosed with a mistress, that, when I look on you, I can hardly think you my master.

There, how’s that? It’s not all particularly easy to grasp. But perhaps you get the idea? Remember that the first word there, marry, has nothing to do with weddings. In Will’s time marry is just a sort of meaningless exclamatory, intro word that is used all over the place. It doesn’t add any meaning to the sentence. The first part of the paragraph is a list of how Valentine is acting now. Then, after You were wont, Speed lists all the ways Valentine used to act, before he was in love. As you can see, there is a marked difference. Now, in love, he’s walking alone and weeping like a girl. Before he was in love, he walked proudly like a lion and crowed like a rooster when he laughed. Sounds about right? What do you think?

 


And here's how a lion walks. He's not overstating anything, but he definitely looks like he's pretty sure he owns the place. Is that what Speed was going for?

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